Thursday, August 20, 2009

Survival Tip #3:

Narwhals are fierce and deadly creatures with a unicorn horn that they use to kill and maim their opponents. You can avoid being speared by narwhals by carrying a JOUSTING LANCE with you at all times.In the event of a narwhal attack, you may defend yourself and live to tell a tale of wonder and adventure.


No comments:

Post a Comment