Survival Tip #27:

Ice floes are dangerous waters to swim in. Grab hold of a passing polar bear as it swims by. This will a) give you a brief respite from swimming and b) allow the polar bear to navigate you through the dangerous waters.

Survival Tip #115:

Never befriend a goat. It will not only eat you out of house and home, but it will borrow money that it has no intention of ever paying back.

Survival Tip #88:

Poison Dart Frogs are deadly and venemous. Avoid playing darts with them at all costs. You will not only lose, but you stand to be poisoned.

Survival Tip #109:

Never choose a side between the mongoose and a cobra. You will be tempted to cheer on the mongoose (perhaps even shouting a resounding "Huzzah!"). But be warned, the mongoose does not always prevail. Then you will find yourself with a triumphant but resentful cobra.