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Survival Tip #18:
Dengue Fever can be near fatal if caught due to mosquito bite. It can cause severe dizziness, headaches, bladder problems, and loss of appetite.
Disco Fever is far worse, causing one to dance maniacally until the early morning hours, wear tight polyester clothing and inhale large quantities of the narcotic, known as cocaine. You can protect yourself from Disco Fever by avoiding night clubs, the 70's and films such as "Saturday Night Fever".
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