Survival Tip #73

The Inland Taipan is the most venomous snake in the world, yet most people don't know what they look like. Always travel with a glass-encased, museum quality, mounted replica of a Taipan, preferably in attack pose. To do this, you must first capture a live, wild Taipan and mount it. Once armed with your newly mounted replica, you will have the advantage if you encounter another Taipan on your journeys through the Northern Territory of Australia.