Survival Tip #2:

If you have been mauled by a lioness or a pack of hyaenas while on safari, you may feel a tad gun-shy to again engage on another trek through the Kalahari. Do not dismay, going on safari is like riding a bike. Provided, of course, that you are riding a bike through the Kalahari with full gear, a team of porters, a host of Masai guides and your man, Thomas, to make sure your tea is hot and your martini cold.