Survival Tip #72:

When trekking across the Serengeti, avoid the tall grass at all costs. Many predators including lion, leopard, and the black mamba hide there, waiting to attack. If you must cross through the high grass, find a giraffe and ride it like a horse. It will allow you to see above the high grass and the predatars that hide there and the giraffe would consider it a delight.

Survival Tip #10:

Never get into a fist-fight with a Mongolian. With the high altitude, Mongolians will always have the advantage. Instead, use your side-arm or musket and shoot at the abdomen. This will incapacitate your opponent and give you the chance to mount your yak and run away.

Survival Tip #123:

The pizza is known to be the perfect food. One could survive on pizza alone if trapped on a deserted island. It not only provides all the necessary vitamins and nutrients to fight scurvy, but staves off the ravages of starvation as well. Always remember to pack a pizza oven wherever and whenever you travel.

Survival Tip #2:

If you have been mauled by a lioness or a pack of hyaenas while on safari, you may feel a tad gun-shy to again engage on another trek through the Kalahari. Do not dismay, going on safari is like riding a bike. Provided, of course, that you are riding a bike through the Kalahari with full gear, a team of porters, a host of Masai guides and your man, Thomas, to make sure your tea is hot and your martini cold.